crown the king

I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was, "Crowning the King." I thought it was the funniest.

Synonyms for Crowning the King

On this page, you will find 30 slang terms related to crown the king. Some of the top words include: choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come, beat the meat, Mertle, me-time, gasm, and 25 more.